alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
Off to get my claws back on. Meoow.
The most perfect lady <3
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
and you should too
let’s bring it back
Friendship at it’s finest